Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan

Dear Lilo-

    I can call you that, right, because we are close and personal friends and all. Long story short, please stop acting like a diva. Word has spread about you being late to the set of Glee and making crazy demands for your trailer. No offense but you are guest starring on an episode that Perez Hilton is also featured on. No offense to him but this is what your status is these days. This isn't the post Mean Girls heyday. You should be minding your P's and Q's on set so you can continue to get paid. How else are you going to support your extensions and chain smoking habit? Just saying you might want to work on being a little bit more humble before you work on the Elizabeth Taylor movie. Oh did I say movie, let me clarify, LIFETIME movie! I when I read you had been cast to play her I thought, there is not way this is possible unless it's a Lifetime movie, and hey I was right. I am not going to act like I won't DVR the movie because I will. I the mean time I would just like to welcome you back to planet earth where you have just started to get your shit together and need to kill the Diva like tendencies. Remember we are friends, so this is coming from a good place.

xoxo,

    taylor

wow

In this installment of if money grew on trees, then yes I would purchase pumps with anchors on them!

Babe

I loved the movie Babe back in the day and this precious ring made me think of that Pig in the City.

Oh and have I showed you one of my fave pictures before??

I die!

Oh la la

Me gusta. That's spanish for I like! Very reasonably priced as well. To buy or not to buy, that is the question...

Obtainable Celebrity Crush: An Update

Folks, it's not looking so good with Jason Segel. This whole him dating Michelle Williams is really cramping my style and chances with him. The worst part is, she seems like she is a pretty nice person. I mean girlfriend has been on Dawson's Creek with James Van der Beek!! I've got nothing to even go up against that. She has also been nominated for an Oscars. The closest I have in competition for that is the 3rd place ribbon I got for a track meet in 7th grade. I should also mention there were only 3 runners including myself in that race. 

I will always love him but think it's time to refocus my efforts on my new obtainable crush, Jack Johnson, from New Girl.

I Feel You

I came across a new blog today, Reverie to Reality, and this post really spoke to me. It was simple, Stop Apologizing. I apologize often and without reason. I need to stop. I have a friend who shall remain nameless, but they tell me sometimes when we are talking, stop apologizing, or what are you apologizing for. I usually don't have an answer, or if I do, it's a stupid one. I need to wear a rubber band or something around my wrist and snap it when I apologize for no reason. It would sure make me realize how often I was doing it.

Well aren't you pretty

Too bad you aren't a bit cheaper for my meager budget! If you would like to purchase for me, please email and I shall send you shipping address!

Rain Shoes Must

I must have these for all the rain we have been having! I mean look how practical and cute they are.

Anchors Away

Do you gchat? I gchat. It helps pass the time. This AM myfriend Jennifer gchatted me this fantastic shirt

to see if I was in love with it yet. Um, some how I missed this on the website!! But now I am in love. I'm normally not a fan of silk due to the care requirements of it but I think I will make an exception for this little number!

What I learned in book club

Last month in book club we read The Paris Wife.

I really enjoyed the book and can honestly say I didn't know much about Ernest Hemingway. What I learned about him though, was that I am not a huge fan of him. He seemed like not a very nice person and all of his cheating bothered me. I also decided that people didn't do much back then beyond drinking. Drinking all day long and not really any working. Seemed like lots of money going out but not a lot coming back in.

I was also curious to know what Hadley and Ernest looked liked so I did a bit of googling.

Spoiler Alert: I didn't know how Ernest died and also read up on that. I am probably one of the few people that didn't know that he killed himself. Oh and when all was said and done he had 4 wives and sounds like he cheated on all of them with the next. Thank goodness Hadley found herself a good man!

This month's read is not nearly as classy...We are reading 50 Shades of Grey...per my suggestion!

Call me crazy

But I love this dress!! I mean, it's like the circus but amazing at the same time, right?

Yes Please!!

So amazing and so cheap...affordable!

Yes Please!!

So amazing and so cheap...affordable!