Bravo

Sometimes I feel like I should just name my blog "For the love of Bravo" because I seem to have a lot to say about the various shows I see on this fine network. This morning I have been catching up on the past 2 episodes of Bethenny Getting Married and have decided that I really love me some Bethenny Frankel. If I lived in NYC I would have been trying to become her assistant and would have been a far better choice than Max. She has such great one liners and always puts a smile on my face.

Also on the Bravo note, I find myself not that interested in watching the Housewives of DC. I have 2 episodes on the DVR but am not sure how long it will stay around on my series record. The first episode is going to have to grab me from the get go otherwise it will be a no go for me!

Thank God Flipping Out is back because Jeff Lewis rules! Here he is with his partner in crime Jenni. Love these two and hope to run into them in an airport or gas station one day

Bumper Sticker

I will never have one of these bumper stickers on my car. I have never understood why people put them on their car and refuse to partake in this.

Hammer Time

A few weeks ago MG, LE’s fiancé was telling me about how his parents went to a Cincinnati Reds game and were treated to a pregame and post game performance by MC Hammer. This immediately got me thinking. They must have MC Hammer play at their post wedding party. MG wanted to have a DJ he likes play but he is going to be in Europe then so no dice. That is when I realized there was room for the Hammer Man. When I asked MG how booking MC was going he told me he had his feelers out. I mean I know what that really means. I means Taylor give up on this dream. But driving to work today I kept thinking about how fun it would be to have Hammer at a post wedding party. I wonder how much he costs and if I should start saving my dollars now so I can have him at my wedding one day. I just had visions of me dancing on stage with the Hammer Man and all my friends having a blast. I mean if you could have someone play the after party or your wedding or event, who would it be?

Gchat advice

One of the big topics when gchatting my peeps always seems to be relationship advice. Today I was plotting with a friend a situation with a gentleman she is interested in. I am going to be vague so as to not give away her identity. Here were some of the gems I throw out
Friend: dinner with some friends
Me: so are you going to try for drinks before
i vote post dinner drinks so if he wants to smooch you he can
Friend: but i can't make it a late night
Me: why not?
romance doesn't have a bedtime

That is just a sampling of the lovely advice I have given out while also asking how to appropriately stalk a dude while not being creepy about it. In speaking of my stalker like abilities I described someone as “un serial killer like” Now that is love.

LiLo

I was checking my celeb gossip this morning and I kept running across this same quote from Dina Lohan aka Lilo’s mom. This beauty below is Dina. "She doesn't have cell phone privileges, that's absurd," she said. "She doesn't even have a pillow to sleep on. I talk to her through glass. There's a phone and we put her on speaker but I can't even hug my daughter ... She's treated like a common criminal."
I guess her mother missed the memo that cell phones aren’t allowed in jail and that her daughter is being treated like a common criminal because, wait she is a common criminal. This family is stupid. This weekend I watched Mean Girls and remembered Lilo as she used to be when she was a pretty up and comer with normal looking hair color. Ahhh those were the good old days. Come back to us Lilo circa 2004. Talk to Rachel McAdams your Mean Girls co-star, she has turned out normal.

Baby Present

Is this not the most precious little baby toy ever? I love a mustache and a top hat and this snuggly little man offers both of these things! And there is a butt crack. It just cracks me up! Friends with babies or who are having babies, you should probably expect one of these in your near future.

Pleated Jeans

I saw them today at work. On a man. They looked something like this