Mall Massage

I have never understood the little chairs you can sit in face down and pay the person in the mall to give you a massage. 1) those little face holes have got to be dirty. I am not some germaphobe but I don't want my face being on something that 100's of unwashed faces have been on. 2) how relaxing is it to get a massage with people walking around, most likely talking about you while the cart next to you is trying to get every person that walks by to try the hand lotion. No thank you.

Tonight I went to Barton Creek Mall and was walking by the massage station and was treated to not only butt crack but the top of some cheeks by the massage lady. She was rocking the butt cleavage which is cleavage no one ever wants to see. A new marketing trick? Yes Miss, now that I have seen the larger part of your back side will you please rub my back?

50 Cent

Ok this picture is all over the internet but in case you don't really the gossip blogs and I am the only blog you read (Thank you thank you) here is 50 cent

I mean if they didn't tell me this was him I wouldn't know. He lost all this weight to star in a movie. This is kinda freaking me out now. He doesn't look healthy.

True Blood

Last night I helped LE address her save the dates. It may be my calling in life. Her hubby to be put on the past season review for True Blood while we worked and it got me all excited for the new season. I had forgotten a few of the important details so a refresher course was useful before the season premiere in a few weeks. I was just on Perez checking up on my celeb gossip and what did I see.

This

Oh Jason Stackhouse you are a handsome man. So handsome I am willing to say that you make that hat look good, which is a bold statement since the only kind of hats I like on men are baseball hats or top hats. I can't wait to see what trouble you get into this year and what skanks you meet along the way. June 13th can't get her fast enough!

Why Can’t I Stop Watching One Tree Hill

I mean really, why can’t I stop watching this crap show on the CW. I was so sure it was going to be cancelled after this season and I would be free of it, but alas it was renewed. I mean I quit Grey’s Anatomy and Desperate Housewives this year cold turkey, no problem, but One Tree Hill, I just can’t do it. I now post my open letter to the CW

Dear CW Head Honchos,

One Tree Hill had a great run, but it ended about 2 years ago yet you continue to bring it back and sadly I can’t get out. I am watching this train wreck until the very end. One of your “actors” is Stephen Colletti

who never would have been famous except he was on Laguna Beach. When you start to get your actors from reality tv shows is maybe the sign to hang your hat up. While I have your attention can you please tell the Gossip Girl writers that it would be great if all the episodes were as good as the season finale? Oh and to keep little J away and so help me if Dan is the father of Georgina’s baby. That is all. Thanks for you time.

27 and still watching the CW,
Taylor

The Power of Target

I love Target, like most warm blooded American women. They have great deals though it is dangerous since I can’t seem to leave without spending 100 dollars or more. A month ago the Cynthia Vincent shoes came out and I went to 7 Targets total looking for some of the shoes. At Target #5 I found one pair. After Target #7 I gave up and if I find the other pair I want then it was meant to be but 7 Targets in Austin may be my limit. I am stopping in FW on my way to Oklahoma for a bachelorette party in the beginning of June so I may be popping into some Targets along the way to see if they have them. It would be silly to not try

But I am off topic. The power of Target, the power to create new friendships. I just completed my provisional year of the JL and our provisional project was in a food pantry packing these backpacks for an entire elementary school where 98% of the kids were on assisted lunch. I signed up for lots of the same shifts, like Wednesday nights. I was not the only one who did that. I didn’t know anyone in the JL when I joined and being the friendly person I am, I would chit chat with everyone. One girl in particular and I got along very well. It was over Target. LE, soon to be LG, and I talked about the Gossip Girl line by Anna Sui that was coming to Target and how excited we were. We both pulled out our day planners and showed each other that we both had the release date on our calendars. Double points that we both had Franklin Coveys! Well at that point the bond was formed and the rest is history, especially since the clothing turned out to not be that cute. We are going to be friends for life! Maybe I should write Target a thank you note while also including that we would like Issac Mizrahi to return.

The Importance of the Handwritten Letter

When I originally thought about writing a blog I wanted to call it “The Importance of the Handwritten Letter” but that is a little bit long and doesn’t really flow off the tongue, but it is another one of my loves. The way to make my day is to send me a letter, not an email. No one really does it anymore and I love getting something other than bills and catalogues in the mail. The other great part about letters or cards is the stationary. I LOVE LOVE LOVE stationary. I can’t get enough of it. If money grew on trees and I had a larger apt. I would have tons of stationary.

The best card I brought lately was for my BFF CP’s birthday. We always joke about emoticons and how I hate them and think they are beyond stupid. I don’t get them, unless it is the cute one that is a lobster looking thing. So instead of using them I may say in an email to her “insert happy face emoticon” which I think is much better. I digress. I was wandering around Target and stocking up on birthday cards and found the best, most perfect card ever. It was covered in emoticons.

Thank you Papyrus!

I love these pink and green Lily Pulitzer cards. Very fresh and bright and remind me of my good friend LE, soon to be LG, who loves her some Lily as well as the combo of pink and green.

These would be perfect for my Knotty Nautical Party!

Typical Conversation with my brother

I have a younger brother and I really think the power of gchat is bringing us much closer together. With him in Houston and me in Austin it has been a good way for us to chat. Here is a conversation we had today

H: where can i pick up some overalls

Me: prob good will
but why

H: overall jean cut-offs
dare to dream sister~~~~~~~~

me: more like a nightmare