Entertainment Weekly is right, it would be all over for the other contestants if he was participating and not hosting. They should be thanking their lucky stars that he isn't. Can't wait to see how this new trainwreck will play out.
And look, he's a family man. And those kiddos are precious.






in the back yard and likes to grill
Also, it begged the question of, HEB is allowed to sell beer at7:30 in the morning? Who knew.